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[01 Dec 2005|06:13pm] |
It's time for a photo diary!
Brought to you by Chris...
This is how I roll:
If I were a little girl I would pretty much look like this:
...except german.
If I was J.K. Rowling I would have written Harry Potter differently. I would be alot like this:
This makes me laugh:
This makes me laugh harder:
Top five people I'd like to punch in the face:
    
My cat is a porn star. And she's hot:
This is me as a pirate:
The End. Loves it.
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[07 Nov 2005|02:29pm] |
Comes out tomorrow. Buy it, Love it.
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[03 Oct 2005|09:43pm] |
I am showing a collection at this party! Come to it or die trying, bitches!
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[22 Sep 2005|05:31pm] |
YAY!!!! Lindsay is red again!!!! The time has come to celebrate!! Let's get wasted!!!!!!
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[08 Jul 2005|04:25am] |
Bye Bye New York......
Helloooo- Miami!
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[04 Jul 2005|08:57pm] |
At the Fat Black Pussy Cat VIP Room for the BCBG Party:
I am super tan. loves it.
I am leaving for Miami on Friday. I am not sure that South Beach knows what is about to hit it. Hurricane Chris is southern bound and in full force. Picture Diary to follow. Thanks for listening, We now will return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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[30 Jun 2005|02:30pm] |
Chris Couture. Everybody's wearing it.
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[21 Jun 2005|03:20pm] |
Whoa.
My current project is a punk rock evening dress for a big formal party. She is going to be the best dressed one there in her very own Chris Couture. Don't be jealous.
New York is beautiful in the summer because no one has to wear coats so you can see their outfits. xoxo
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[27 May 2005|08:43pm] |
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Happy Fleet Week!!
Go out there and fetch a sailor and show 'em just how much fun your harbor can be!
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[09 Apr 2005|09:12pm] |
Dear Reader,
Life sometimes takes off in new directions and leaves you no time to update your livejournal. When times like these happen, a short update with pictures may be needed. Update: school is invading my life. Lots of work for my Junior fashion show. I also got a new job at Lesportsac in Soho. Lesportsac consists of generally moderatly over priced bags made of nylon in funky prints. It is a small store with only two employees, one being me. I usually open and close all on my own all day. Pays well. It's a nice job. And no, we do not have anymore Gwen Stefani bags (although I am getting tons of them at 65% off from the warehouse... don't be jealous) Other updates: Still singleing, still mingleing. Drinking less, smoking more. Just got a new haircut and a new watch. Generally still your average man about town. Now it's time for a picture diary:
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umm.... can you see the pictures? This sucks...
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[24 Feb 2005|01:03pm] |
This is my Lingerie Model for the fashion show:
Her name is Perine! She is a Barbie! And she's super hot!!
This is my fitting prototype tuxedo sleep-shirt!!
This is my fitting prototype of the Bra-ter and Tulle-Tu!
She's super tall. Like an amazon!! I love her.... alot!
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[08 Feb 2005|05:32pm] |
Kristie Ally in the New Jenny Craig commercial makes me want to write her a mean letter...
I would look like this:
And I would ask her never say "fettucini" like that ever again, because it drive me nuts.
Love, Chris.
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[25 Jan 2005|10:54pm] |
Does anyone remember the MTV True Life "I want Plastic Surgery"? One of the men on the show got calf implants so that he could be full man candy....
He is now a gay porn star named Tony Cage.
I think that's just hystarical.
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[23 Jan 2005|05:58pm] |
Guess has a new t-shirt that says:
"MotorCity Detroit: Mi"
and underneath that it says:
"Damn that river is dirty!"
And I kind of need to own it.
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